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quotes[0]="<p>\"Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.\"</p><p class=\"align-right\">- Mark Knopfler.</p>"

quotes[1]="<p>\"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!\"</p><p class=\"align-right\">- Yogi Berra</p>"

quotes[2]="<p>Why is it that when you transport something by truck, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?</p>"


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